Handy household tips for better living:
Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
For high blood pressure sufferers ~ Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
Bonus Daily thought:
Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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